Now that you’re here, that problem of yours should be very afraid.

Do you hear it, too?
That’s the sound of your most snaggle-toothed business problem packing its bags and preparing to leave town.

We’re used to it by now. Because in case you’re wondering …

There’s nothing you can hit us with that we haven’t handled before.

Maybe you don’t know the most persuasive triggers that make people buy. Perhaps you’re losing sleep over a chorus of competitive noise. Or, you could be tired of some misguided agency treating your brand like an art project instead of a business that runs on money.

Whatever your trouble, you’re one call away from putting it on a barge headed for the South Pacific. (Unless that’s a market you’re looking to crack. Because we can always make other arrangements.)

So, get in touch now before the next distraction creeps in. Then, let’s lace up our boots and get after it.

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“FARM’s expertise is much broader than marketing execution. They provide the strategic thinking behind it to ensure that our messaging is powerful and relevant to our audience.”

Randall B. Kobat
President, Repair OnDemand

Businessman happily jumping into the air.

Results.
Nothing less.

When you work with us, you’re investing in only one thing—progress.

A balance sheet that looks good in black …

A shot of adrenaline into your cash flow …

A chance to spring from the cramped middle seat of life into a world where you can have as many bags of Sun Chips as you want.

How can you be so sure?

We invite you into the process from start to finish.

In our experience, the best work doesn’t come from shutting clients out until presentation day. Because you should never feel like an outsider who doesn’t speak the language.

You’ll always know the “why” behind the “what.” So, you can release your marketing into the wild without a shred of second guessing.

Imagine seeing an idea mature from a few innocent scribblings into a weapon of mass persuasion designed to get someone to take money out of their wallet and put it into yours.

It’s no wonder people have been saying things like …

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“I consider the FARM team an extension of our own people. I knew we made the right choice.”

Michael Casciano
President and COO, NOCO

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“FARM helped us connect with our customers in a personal way that we never thought possible.”

Kevin DeMars
CEO, Thermory USA

Any agency can promise you’ll love the work. We guarantee it.

Take the worry out of the way with our “Love The Work” 100% Satisfaction Guarantee.

Our accountants were not pleased when we presented this idea. But wouldn’t you want to work with people willing to take a gamble on themselves—so you wouldn’t have to?

You know choosing a new agency partner is a high-stakes decision. That’s why we wanted to dismantle any trace of risk by putting all the pressure on us to deliver.

When you’re ready to get started, we promise to:

If, at any point, you feel like we’re not meeting your expectations, simply walk away and we’ll eat the bill.

You won’t get a promise like that from any other agency. (We checked.)

Now that you know you’ve got nothing to lose, reach out below while it’s fresh in your mind.

There’s only one
thing left to do …

But just in case you need an extra nudge, we’re from Buffalo, New York—the “City of Good Neighbors.” So, you know we’re not creeps. Plus, our home team lost four Super Bowls … in a row. That means no matter what kind of problem you’ve got, we’ve already dealt with much worse.

And if you had your heart set on a Manhattan agency, just consider us a suburb 293 miles west. Same big talent for a fraction of the price.

See for yourself by hitting that little red button to schedule a time to talk.

It’s a no-pressure conversation that won’t cost you a penny. And at the risk of repeating ourselves, if you’re not 100% delighted to spend time with us, you don’t pay.

You’re not committing to anything by getting in touch. So, why wait any longer?

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